129 Ways to Get a Husband #1: Get A Dog and Walk It.

Recently I was advised of a dating tip to "get a dog and walk it."  Then I told a friend and she said that's how she met her husband - by walking her dogs.  Gave me hope.

I've been walking dogs for decades and never have I once met a man.  I've met a handful of married men, but none single or attractive enough for me to want eye contact.  Yet, I remain open because apparently, this is a time-tested way to finding the husband of my dreams.

This morning it was raining steadily.  I pulled out Fido's raingear, and my own, and headed down the outside stairs.  No men in sight. Yet.  Pretended to enjoy the rain while noticing Fido constantly shake it off her neck and head.  No makeup.  Hair everywhere.  Cold.  Determined to make this quick.

We finally got in our poo and four pees.  No men.

Are men afraid of rain?

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